New Condom Slogans..

1. Cover your stump before you hump.



2. Don't be a loner, cover your boner



3. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey



4. Don't be a fool, cover your tool



5. Wrap your bait before you mate



6. Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel



7. Package your meat for a real nice treat



8. Rap that wanger before you bang her



9. If you're nude then tube your dude.



10. Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle.