Snooki with Beavis and Butthead on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Jimmy Kimmel Live - The third part of Jimmy's
interview with Snooki, where Jimmy lets Beavis and
Butthead take over the show
Monday, October 31, 2011
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Natural Vaginal Childbirth Delivery Video at Home in Water
Video of my second home birth. It was about 6 hours of labor from early beginnings to birth.
This video starts when things start to feel "pushy." Up until this point I was silent during my contractions.
The sounds women make in labor may make it seem as if it is painful, but I can assure you pain was not part of this birth experience. The sounds of pushing help when using all your effort, just like with intense exercise (tennis players hitting the ball). With this birth it really just felt like I needed to have a BM.
I didn't want any noise around me or anyone talking. My birth team was great because they really just left me to do my work without disturbance.
I did appreciate my midwife saying to go slow when I feel the burn. She said it at the exact right time and that definately helped make getting the head out so easy and gentle. It is one of the great things about midwifery care, they observe you so carefully that they know just where you are and what you need.
Our son was born in our home in the presence of my husband, my daughter (2 1/2 at the time), my mom, 2 friends (mom and daughter), and 2 midwives.
Please leave you questions and comments.
This video starts when things start to feel "pushy." Up until this point I was silent during my contractions.
The sounds women make in labor may make it seem as if it is painful, but I can assure you pain was not part of this birth experience. The sounds of pushing help when using all your effort, just like with intense exercise (tennis players hitting the ball). With this birth it really just felt like I needed to have a BM.
I didn't want any noise around me or anyone talking. My birth team was great because they really just left me to do my work without disturbance.
I did appreciate my midwife saying to go slow when I feel the burn. She said it at the exact right time and that definately helped make getting the head out so easy and gentle. It is one of the great things about midwifery care, they observe you so carefully that they know just where you are and what you need.
Our son was born in our home in the presence of my husband, my daughter (2 1/2 at the time), my mom, 2 friends (mom and daughter), and 2 midwives.
Please leave you questions and comments.
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Friday, October 28, 2011
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Monday, October 24, 2011
Girl Loses Top Prank
Hot girl with tiny hot bikini top loses it
after asking directions from some very lucky men.
Smart man in roller blades volunteers to put it back on,
what a nice person. A presentation of the Just For Laughs
after asking directions from some very lucky men.
Smart man in roller blades volunteers to put it back on,
what a nice person. A presentation of the Just For Laughs
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Friday, October 21, 2011
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Topless Beach Pics
Monday, October 17, 2011
Paramedic Joke
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to an emergency call. A woman was on the verge of having a baby at her home.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, the woman's three year old daughter to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
The mother pushed and pushed and very soon, a little baby boy was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and smacked him on his bottom. The baby began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
She quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place ... smack his ass again!"
Nurse Funny Video
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Friday, October 14, 2011
Naughty Beggar
Woman sitting on a park bench:
Beggar: Hi Darling! Let's have some fun!
Woman (Angrily): How dare you?
Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed?
Beggar: Hi Darling! Let's have some fun!
Woman (Angrily): How dare you?
Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed?
Sexy Tattoos on Women
Sexy Tattoos for Women, Beautiful Sexy tattooed girls,
sexy Women with tattoos. Some sexy feminine tattoo designs.
sexy Women with tattoos. Some sexy feminine tattoo designs.
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Always Tell Your Wife The Truth
A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes.
He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine.
At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.
They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment.
After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?"
She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. "Where the hell have you been?"
"Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You God damn liar!!! You were playing pool again!!!"
*********
Moral of the story : Always tell your wife the truth. She won't believe you anyway.
He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine.
At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.
They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment.
After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?"
She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. "Where the hell have you been?"
"Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You God damn liar!!! You were playing pool again!!!"
*********
Moral of the story : Always tell your wife the truth. She won't believe you anyway.
Monday, October 10, 2011
Sunday, October 9, 2011
We Call It a Master Key..
Woman asks:
If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with 10 girls, everyone calls him a real man. How come?
Man replies:
It's very simple. Confucious says 'When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's a bad lock. But when one key can open 10 different locks, we call it a master key'.
P/s: So are you now confused or it this really Confucius ?
If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with 10 girls, everyone calls him a real man. How come?
Man replies:
It's very simple. Confucious says 'When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's a bad lock. But when one key can open 10 different locks, we call it a master key'.
P/s: So are you now confused or it this really Confucius ?
Saturday, October 8, 2011
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