Just For Fun: 2010

Friday, December 10, 2010

GOOD BAD AND WORSE

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can`t find your birth control pills
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Worse: You`re in them

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He`s a cross dresser
Worse: He looks better than you

Good: Your son`s finally maturing
Bad: He`s involved with the woman next door
Worse: So are you

Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Worse: With corrections

Good: Your wife`s not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Worse: She`s a lawyer

Good: You get into bed, and she`s feeling horny tonight.
Bad: You are drunk, and are feeling tired.
Worse: You forgot her mother is staying over, and you`ve entered the wrong room.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Newton In Romantic Mood......

Newton in Romantic Mood......

Universal law of Love:

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "
________

First law of Love:

" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "
________

Second law of Love:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "
_________

Third law of Love:

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Mariah in Green Bikini

Mariah Carey born March 27, 1970 is an American singer,
songwriter, record producer, and actress. She made her
recording debut in 1990 under the guidance of Columbia
Records executive Tommy Mottola, and became the first
recording artist to have her first five singles top the
U.S.Billboard Hot 100 chart. Following her marriage to
Mottola in 1993, a series of hit records established
her position as Columbia's highest-selling act. According
to Billboard magazine, she was the most successful artist
of the 1990s in the United States.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Beautiful & Sexy Wives Of Football Players

Check out the sexy and beautiful images of
the wives and girl friends of the football players.

Abbey Clancy, the British model,
girlfriend of England striker Peter Crouch