• This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan: We stare because we care!
• Teacher: Soch or Veham me kya fark hai..? Pappu: Aap ki Beti Sweet & Sexy hai… Ye hamari Soch hai or wo hamare hathon se Bach jayegi ye Aap ka Veham hai.
• LESBIAN kisko kehte hain? - 2 kamini ladkiyan, Jo mard ko khush nahi dekh sakti!
• 70 ways to make a woman happy: No. 1 is shopping & the rest is '69'.
• Marwari 2 prostitute: I'll pay double if u let me do it in Marwari style. She agrees. After sex, she asks: What's Marwari style? , Marwari payment after 90 days!
• You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!
• Define Rape with the help of one good example? - Rape is a very-very difficult Job, For e.g.. It is like playing GOLF with a continuously moving HOLE!
• Response during sex:
Mistress: Wow ! Darling this is great.
Whore: Come on finish it now.
Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly.
Wife: Ceiling needs painting !
• Height of being Realistic: An actress being fucked by a producer without using a condom saying that she has 2 play the role of a Pregnant lady in his next film!
• Knowledge is like ur underwear... U should have it, but not show it off & most important, while having sex, keep ur knowledge aside!
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